Granny guff

- The smell old ladies leave behind after having a wee in public conveniences.
Caused due to their inability to urinate without releasing small 'poofs'of fart gas.

Little girl eww, what's that smell mum? Has someone had a poo in there?

mum No sweetie, that's just granny guff.

by kingledreamer345 November 21, 2011

Granny's Muff

Nick name for wire wool.

Pass some granny's muff I need to polish this heat sink

by Chubb71 July 1, 2020

granny rant

An unhinged, verbose, overdramatic rant, typically written or performed online, about a topic that could be delivered more succinctly, kindly, or effectively. Usually an expression of anger or misfortune.

Aunt Mary’s granny rant about how her epidural injections for her back never worked was incredibly annoying.

by jrsch June 26, 2018

Getting Granny

Having sex with an older woman.

Dude I'm gonna be getting granny tonight

by GettingGranny.mp4 September 13, 2019

granny norma

a pornstar who is also an elderly woman

me: who is granny norma?
urban dictionary: something very discoutang.

by Mr_Aesthetics March 29, 2021

granny cheese

The pungeant yeasty paste that forms in the creases under the sagging breasts of post-menopausal women.

Old Lady Brown was out of yeast so she scraped a little of her granny cheese into her bread dough.

by Mr. Spuckey July 16, 2014

Granny Queef

When u queef and ur a granny

Grandma just did a granny queef

by slimy_soldier666 April 29, 2019