An often tan, hair greased person that does not necessarily eat cheeseburgers on a daily basis, but often acts mischievous and has a tendency to look good to impress other females. The species of person can normally be found in the inner city, and disguised as a hipster. It uniquely talks in ways to make others laugh, also cannot stay fixed to an idea. Usually these species do not bother about their size, but only choose to disguise it wearing almost the same sweater outfit everyday. A greasy cheeseburger sometimes chooses to mimic other people in order to be popular and liked, gaining attention such as a character from Jersey shore.
the greasy cheeseburger died his hair blond, the day after the most popular kid died his hair blond. The greasy cheeseburger imitated a teacher to impress other characters the greasy cheeseburger talked about expensive items, in order to sound knowledgeable and money strapped. People often called greasy cheeseburgers watch popular teen television such as MTV. A greasy cheeseburger may seem to be a gay hipster but in fact is, usually a heterosexual fashionista or being.
by Bubbles From Trailer park Boys February 10, 2015
by moonbootz September 26, 2013
Ollie has a greasy toe..
by SupremeGreen April 10, 2017
When someone's someone cums or has sex on their bed and doesn't wash their sheets, they're sheets are called dirty napkins
Dave: yo bro your sheets are so stained
Steve: ye bro, I had a girl over last week, didn't wash em
Dave: o shit man, that's nasty you got sum greasy napkins
Steve: ye bro, I had a girl over last week, didn't wash em
Dave: o shit man, that's nasty you got sum greasy napkins
by Anusley February 20, 2017
When a man ejaculates on a partner's breasts, and she/he proceeds to rub her/his nipples sensually against his using the cum as a lubricant
by Wishiwaswitty May 30, 2015
by ebdup December 08, 2013
Greasy Gollum is when you squat in a corner and jerk it hard then when the cum is out use it as lube and then stick a ring on your cock and repeat the phrase "my precious"
by landonman March 01, 2016