sac goblin 

A person of unscrupulous character having the uncontrollable urge and desire to insert a salty, sweaty sac into their frontal orifice for purpose of pleasure.

Your sister is such a sac goblin, she cannot keep my testicles out of her mouth.

sac goblin by PhatMik3 July 27, 2006

ghetto goblin 

Very similar to the crack monkey, it's the creature that rummages thru cars, garages, trash cans, whatever they can find to get money or merchandise for drugs. They are most often found in neighborhoods and parking lots, and are usually up to no good.

Did anyone see the ghetto goblin that stole the change outta my ashtray?

ghetto goblin by M Logan December 9, 2008

Creamy goblin 

When you produce Siemen into a cup and put whip cream on it and drink it

Stacey: MARK GIVE MY A CREAMY GOBLIN
Mark:sure honey jizz

Creamy goblin by 12345555540202992838;84 June 2, 2016

potbelly goblin 

A rather grotesque human sub-species easily irrated by the success of the West and commonly allied with jihadis. As seen in Seattle with controversial radio-host Alex Jones.

Alex: We're out here trying to expose the establishment and shut down the system.
Potbelly Goblin: You're trash *makes gasping weasling sound* **runs away to avoid conflict**

potbelly goblin by The Michlin Man April 28, 2019

Japanese Goblin 

うぃーあーざじゃぱにーずごぶりん どぅゆぅはぶけいのたかとびおにごろし あいあむえぇとじゃぱにーずごぶりん あかあおきいろのおにずあんどもあ はいびびっとしゃとるーずぐりーんおに せくしーみでぃあむばいおれっとおに むらさきだいだいしゃくなげおに らららいえるかなとぅないひゃっきやぎょうはいてんしょんじゃぱにーずごぶりん どらんくはっぴーどんどんへべれけ あいあむえぇとじゃぱにーずごぶりん れつごーつきみだうたえやさわげや ふろしきつつんでしゃるうぃーなんちゃら ひともあやかしもしゃくにほしうかべ くるしゅうないぞくるしゅうないぞ ぶれいくあうとでぶれいこう

In japanese:i like japanese goblin *insert japanese goblin song*

Japanese Goblin by Lifey325 March 15, 2022

Bathtub Goblin 

A particularly scary creature living in your tub. Originated from a fearsome picture of Whoopi Goldberg.

"oh God! I'm not taking a bath NOW."
"What is it?"
*points* "It's the Bathtub Goblin...AGAIN."

Bathtub Goblin by U.Steve April 4, 2009

hot goblin 

The act of blowing your nose into the mouth of another person.

Open your mouth & close your eyes... I've got a hot goblin for you.

hot goblin by krambus October 27, 2012