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Garrett

“That’s so Garrett”
by Garret12367 September 14, 2025
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a fancy trouser, apparently
(note: this is a reference to that one garfielf video)
"GARRETT YOU FANCY TROUSER"
by vannillaAJofficial204 November 27, 2022
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Garrett

To Garrett is to kidnap a hooker, gag them with a towel, tie their legs down to the door handle, and cut off their hands while they’re still alive. Then after you sedate them enough so they don’t die from shock then you mint them
Dude yesterday I totally went Garrett on your sister.
by Elias Whalen March 31, 2025
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Garrett Kimzey

A Garrett Kimzey is a somtimes nice person but is always very needy and is a big lier. A garrett is amazing with girls . Relationship s with a Garrett never last wrong
by A_Random_Human_Being September 8, 2020
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Garrett

has gonnoreah bad... but loves his danny devito
danny devito: ur hot but u have reah
Garrett: shit my bad
by dannydevitolover February 16, 2019
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Garrett Monroe

A know it all nigga that gets everything handed to him and can’t admit when he’s wrong in any situation. He will try to blame everything on you even though it was his fault. He complains about needing shit from other people in order for him or give you something back. Mans simply selfish
Garrett Monroe needs something in order for him to do something for you
by Olga plotkin August 15, 2019
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Garrett

Someone who is a low life sonofabitch, He's a cocky motherfucker and he knows it. He usually has to use a pair of tweezers to grab his dick and has many urges to talk about how he loves the taste of cock.
You:Garrett how are you doing. Garrett: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED PENIS BEFORE!!!!
by Fuckyougarrett March 3, 2022
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