Garrett

The most gayest person you’ll ever meet. Preferably towards Davids.

Garrett: Hey daddy how are ya?
David: Ooh baby

by Tryhardfortnitebroman December 10, 2022

Garrett Michaud

The alias Clinton Garrett Michaud uses when he creates no profiles on dating apps, social media or app accounts to hide the fact that he is cheang on his girlfriend and using the internet to troll, hook up with his exes and meet new girls. Not to be confused with Clint Garrett, clinton Garrett, clint michaud or any other variations of the combination of names.

Meghan knew who the friend request was from when she saw the name Garrett Michaud on it.

"she'll never catch me on facebook under the name Garrett Michaud," said clint smuggly

by DaMamaNasty May 28, 2022

Garrett

A really nice guy who has a "Don't Care" personality but has very immature humor. He is very socially awkward.

Me: Hey Garrett, whats up

Garrett: Fart

Me: Ok...

by ukoT December 21, 2021

Garrett B

The kindest guy you will ever meet! He has a lot of emotional burdens but puts those aside to help others. He has amazing style but is not yet recognized for it. He has feelings for a girl but his nervous nature hold him back not wanting to loose her. He is working on himself but trusts very few to tell that to. He is also hecka hot and most likely has dirty blonde hair and is tall!!!!

Garrett B is the kindest bf ever!

by Demonchild1617 June 18, 2021

Garrett

This is Garrett from MrBeast. All Garrett’s will find a strong attachment to the words “poo poo pee pee”. Or the reverse “pee pee poo poo”. Trust me it’s in our programming

“Garrett why did you write pee pee poo poo on my grandma’s birth certificate!!?”

by TheOfficialGarrett November 23, 2021

Paris Garrett

Paris Garrett is a really sweet girl. She is very outgoing but kind. She is caring and always has your back. She is also very pretty.

Paris Garrett is a really sweet girl.

by Janie last May 4, 2019

Garrett sanders

The biggest and coolest kid in the school his birthday is also on 9/11

Bro1: Bro, isn’t that Garrett sanders

Bro 2:Bro, he is so cool Bc he juuls

Bro 1: Bro, your cappin

Bro 2: nah Bro straight Facs

Bro 1: but I also heard he got no friends

Bro 2:probably Facs

Bro 1: yeah bro he a poodle

by Poodles4life November 20, 2019