Gurt

The act of force feeding a mixture of yogurt and semen down a respectable female’s throat.

Bro he just gurted on everybody.
I’m gonna gurt all over them.

by Throaterton Goaterton May 30, 2023

Gurt

yo

Me: Yogurt
Gurt: yo
Me: Sybau 🥀

by A1fred0g June 30, 2025

gurting

doing something thats very smart but also very dangerous

me: yogurt

gurt: sybau
sybau: gurting

by Nnl April 13, 2025

Gurt

Something very smart but also very dangerous. Can be a modifier to clarify.

Being a stuntman is so gurt. G’he has a Phd in child psychology.

by voggsp April 21, 2025

gurt

gurt is based.

Person 1: yogurt
gurt: gurt
Person 1:gurt

by BlueYSusAmigosYT November 7, 2022

Gurting

Doing something smart but also dangerous

He was gurting when she jumped the fence to rescue her cat.

by merpioioioio June 11, 2025

gurt

random dude off of tiktok who literally is so unfunny

friend: “yogurt”
gurt: “yo wsg”
Or
Gabriella: “im sad”
Jake: “I hope you feel better”
Gabriella: “Thanks so much I appreciate you”
Jake: “Of course!”
gurt:”yo”

by mariah the scientist fan September 30, 2025