The Gentleman's Disease

A more elegant way of saying autism

My Doctor just told me I had the Gentleman's Disease

by MrAvacadoMan August 16, 2023

london gentleman

When while in the produce section, you rub a kiwi at the same time you rub one of your balls .

I got kicked out of Wal-Mart for enjoying a London gentleman .

by Ben waah May 22, 2018

Complete Gentleman

One who exemplifies the values of love, respect, & appreciation.

J’sun is the epitome of a complete gentleman.

Dammmmn.. that complete gentleman is fine as hell.

by Sugar Puss February 05, 2021

Gentleman's Wishbone

Occurs when two men are double penetrating one lucky lady only to have their ball hair tangle and need to be removed by rapidly pulling away. Only one may win, leaving the other too tender to continue. To the winner go the spoils.

The 3 way was all fun and games until we found ourselves tethered by the gentleman's wishbone.

by Cooltron69 December 08, 2017

gentleman's tuck

Respectfully hiding a hard on with care

aye you seen that guy in mcdonald's?? he was performing the act of the gentleman's tuck!

by wonafuneral September 29, 2023

Gentleman’s Jacket

The placing of several sheets of paper into the toilet bowl pre-release of bum soil, thus softening the impact and noise.

Sometimes used in public toilets/ toilets.

I knew it was going to explode everywhere so I laid down a gentleman’s jacket first.

by PrideinBottle August 08, 2020

Gentleman's Tournament

A beer pong tournament in which teams dress up in formal attire. The rules are very basic, allowing no re-racks, no bounce shots, no bring backs, and always having a chance for rebuttal. Generally, the classiest dressed gets recognition as there is humor in those who over do it.

Guy 1: "Who won the Gentleman's Tournament last week?"

Guy 2: "The team with the monocles."

by ThatGuy20 February 24, 2012