Fudge-packer

Ass bandit, packing the fudge, anal intruder

Mike packs the fudge.

by Si January 6, 2004

fudge pickle

Your wang after bare-backing. Needed to properly execute a brown necktie or Dirty Sanchez.

"After I pulled out I had a fudge pickle so I gave her a brown necktie."

by Telesonic June 13, 2005

fudge packer

a gay ass man fucking a gay ass man in the ass

derived from the idea of calling the shit in an asshole "fudge" and the man fucking would be packing it in with his penis, thus "fudge packer"

-Those guys are homosexuals.
-You're right. They must be fudge packers too.

by nicole April 8, 2006

fudge packer

The Homosexual act of one man inserting his penis into his
partners rear anus as an act of sexual satisfaction.

dude your such a fudge packer.

by Brento April 19, 2006

Fudge Bat

Slang for an extremely long (length in inches, not time)dump.

Me: Dude, you shoulda seen the fudge bat I just layed in the john.
You: Really?
Me: Yeah, it was so long, both ends were out of the water!

by JAke1688 February 28, 2011

Fudge Brownie Bliss

A mixture or either feces containing sperm or sperm containing feces. Usually found on the back seat of a moms sedan after amateur anal sex has occurred.

Dude I hook up with Amber this weekend and she left a fudge brownie bliss on my moms back seat.

by 1miller2rule February 8, 2017

fudge dragon

(n.) Synonym for feces.

"You just thought it was good idea to pinch a fudge dragon in the urinal!"

by King ReMO October 12, 2006