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Freshman Overload Syndrome

College freshmen often fail to balance their social life with their academic life, leading them to become overwhelmed by mid-semester and likely to drop or fail courses.
Peter was overwhelmed with anxiety after he flunked two of his midterm exams because of Freshman Overload Syndrome.
by College Success July 31, 2017
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Perpetual Freshman Syndrome

A condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.
Student 1: I talked to that senior Dave.

Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.

Student 1: Isn't he 21?

Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.
by Rytic June 15, 2013
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freshman shower

Smelling horrid and masking that with a dickton of axe.
Fuck nigga, Johnny smells like nutsack and cologne. Bitchboy gave himself a freshman shower
by ooothatboi October 24, 2017
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freshman flu

A word for the sickness that spreads around for the first few months of a semester, caused by freshmen being taken from their isolated social-bubbles and being moved into dorms to live on top of each other.
A: “Aw man, I just moved into the dorms and now my neighbors and my roommate are all sick!”
B: “Sounds like the Freshman Flu’s going around again, better to just accept your fate.”
by That dude steve November 2, 2022
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Freshman fisher

creepy upperclassmen, usually seniors, who's past times include: drinking beer, hitting on newly 18 year olds, and buying underclassmen alcohol.
person 1: look how pathetic that guy looks buying that freshman a drink
person 2: he's a total freshman fisher. he'll probably fuck her tonight and move on to the next.
by ke$hanimal March 31, 2012
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adopted freshman

In a sports team or club. any class member above a freshman can pick a freshman they vibe with and like the most. But also comes with free bullying from upper class member and can make fun of them but of course can be the most helpful to freshman and help them with anything.
“That’s Jess shes my adopted freshman
by anonymous November 5, 2021
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The Freshman sponge

When a thick freshman uses all 13 holes on her body for her partners sexual pleasure.Then she dry s up all the nut juices that cameout
She let me do the freshman sponge on her.An hour for each hole
by Doubledeckerdaggerdick October 23, 2018
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