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fork me

Stick a bunch of penises in your butt at one time. Lmao
Girl or guy get on your knees in a doggystyle position, and get three or four dicks. Then have them shove them all in to your butthole at the same time. Good luck to fork me!
by Snookiesmokesweed March 20, 2010
mugGet the fork memug.

pitching a fork

The act of raising one's hand with the middle and ring fingers folded down beneath a bent thumb, and the index and little fingers raised, micking a devil's orn or pitchfork.
"Holy fuck, somebody put Slayer on! I'm gonna pitch a fork!"
by grindmyscrotum August 3, 2005
mugGet the pitching a forkmug.

Fork you!

When somebody at the dinner table asks you to go get them a fork, you go get the fork and then say, "Fork you!" as you hand them the implement.
Frequently elicits audible chuckling if not downright laughter.
{Voni}: Craig, can you please get me a fork?
{Craig}: Sure thing there Voni...(gets fork)...Here you are Aunt Voni. Fork you!
{Voni}: Chuckles quite noticeably
by Telephony June 7, 2018
mugGet the Fork you!mug.

Large Fork

An unusually large fork.
Jim: Hey Joe, check this unusually Large Fork out I found!
Joe: How exciting!
by Mister Sambert August 12, 2006
mugGet the Large Forkmug.

forked river

a piney-ass town in the jersey shore,over populated by surfers,mexicans,and jersey shore scuzz.
Michele just came from forked river.
by acidqueen October 14, 2008
mugGet the forked rivermug.

Cunt Fork

The cunt fork is an activity, wherby an individual jams a fork in their Cunt. Great fun
"Ow, i'm so lonely and bored. That fork sure looks shiny, maybe i'll jam it in my cunt."
"hey sweety, can i cunt fork you"
by nucc August 1, 2007
mugGet the Cunt Forkmug.

fork in the brain

the same as having your foot in your mouth, but makes more sense when you are having a typed/written conversation.

When your brain goes haywire during conversation.
I can't believe I just said that. I guess I have a fork in the brain.
by whimsical_icicle October 20, 2010
mugGet the fork in the brainmug.

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