The Internet Elephant

1. The part of the internet that never forgets.

2. An enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.

What happened to Dave?

The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...

Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.

by xenex11 February 8, 2010

bloody elephant

A Bloody Elephant is formed on a man's penis and surrounding groin area when having sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle. After the act is finished, the man will have what would look like a bloody elephant on his thighs.

My girlfriend and I had sex in the dark and woke up to a surprise Bloody Elephant!

by JamesSolo September 4, 2018

elephant paw

noun: last resort description for a woman's crotch area when "camel toe" or "moose knuckle" won't do.

"Camel toe, moose knuckle? That bitch's got a fuckin elephant paw. I bet her pussy's so big that you'd have to strap a board to your ass so you won't fall in!"

by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

Elephant Cheeks

Cheeks that are so big they are often mistaken for ones of an elephant.

Hey Dimitri "Snipe" you have a bowl cut and elephant cheeks nuff said.

by bowlcutrandom July 1, 2009

Rave Elephant

A person who overdresses before going to a rave, bar or concert.

That Rave Elephant over there is disgusting.

by ms.wronggeneration October 2, 2010

elephant debauch

Old men with big dicks having an '' orgy''

Dude that was a hella rad elephant debauch

by you are one ugo harry seeward May 31, 2014

elephant dildo

a dildo for an elephant. usually larger than the elephant itself

Lindsay Lohan loves elephant dildo

by ass monkey nom nom July 2, 2012