International dick pic day

Happens on march 10th
A day where a male human needs to send a picture of their errect penis to their boy or girlfriend
Hey babe do you know what today is ?
No
International dick pic day
Ok ( sends dick pic)
by TheHornyCucumber March 10, 2023
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National I Just Be Dick Day

National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!
“I just be dick” Was the words that startedNational I just be dick day
by The Nice Internet Fellow December 13, 2022
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On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.
Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!
by Ballsandshit May 06, 2024
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National dick grab day

National dick grab day Is a day when a girl can come grab your dick whenever they want. So boys be prepared!
Random girl: Aha i just grabbed your dick because its “National dick grab day“.
Random boy: omg you got me there aha.
by Ustania April 12, 2019
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A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.
“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”
by daelynfr May 09, 2024
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National dis dick day

Tell a bih dis dick when they say who what when or where

Me:Whatsaname was talkin about uu.
Them:who
me: dis dick
National dis dick day
by lelediorr October 10, 2021
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