Cotton Pussy

When you experience the overwhelming, embarrassing, painful dryness within your vaginal canal. Whether it be lack of intetest or a symptom from smoking ganja- lubrication is mandatory
Babe, I'm so sorry to tell you but you're suffering from cotton pussy right now can we use a little Lube.
by Julianne1992! April 27, 2019
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Cotton pussy

When you partake in smoking substances that make your pussy inevitably too dry to penetrate.
I was so stoned he couldn't get it in because I had cotton pussy.
by Branya December 27, 2017
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finger cotton

Finger Cotton is when you're with a girl and all she will let you do is is play with it on the outside of her panties or jeans..
Hey did you go out with lisa lastnight?
Yea we went to the movies.
Did she give you any ass?
Nah all she let me do was get a little finger cotton.
by 8inchesSoft April 22, 2016
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bump cotton

Effect felt when a strong urge to take a dump takes hold, to the point of partially protruding outward and "bumping" the cotton of common underwear.
I had to pinch one at work, but since I didn't want to build a nest I had to bump cotton all the way home.
by Raunchy Redneck February 23, 2017
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Cotton Box

The rooms that mentally insane people are thrown into in psyche wards.
Did you hear what happened Tracy? She got thrown into the cotton box after trying to commit suicide.
by MorbidMortician September 03, 2017
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Cotton Chewer

Someone who chews on their shirt profusely.
Dang that kid was a total cotton chewer they’re really weird.
by Pocketfullofpresty March 20, 2023
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Cotton Swabbing

The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)
Joe: I Cotton Swabbed my girl last night!
Sid: Really?

Joe: Yea, I think she is deaf now.
Sid: Why?
Joe: I busted in her ear.
Sid: Danm now the memory is embedded

Ex:I want to cotton swab you
Cotton Swabbing: The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)
by sidthegreat May 13, 2018
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