deep cotton

Equivalent to deep shit. Deep doo-doo. You get the gist of it.

If you keep shooting your mouth off to the cops, you're gonna be in deep cotton.

by Bagboy's Papa November 3, 2013

blue cotton

White Trash
Bogan
Redneck

"Mate, you hear about Billy?"
"Fuck yeah I did"
"He's such fuckin' blue cotton"
"Oath"

by don'tyouhavehomeworkorsomethin February 9, 2019

bump cotton

Effect felt when a strong urge to take a dump takes hold, to the point of partially protruding outward and "bumping" the cotton of common underwear.

I had to pinch one at work, but since I didn't want to build a nest I had to bump cotton all the way home.

by Raunchy Redneck February 22, 2017

Cotton Cannon

A powerful shoulder cannon used by the predator, it fires blue raspberry cotton blasts with explosive results.

(The predator fired the cotton cannon launching blue raspberry shit at a marine causing him to explode into a bitch torso.

by Bond of Blood December 26, 2010

Alfie Cotton

a fat chud who likes Jamaican Chungus in his bum

you see that chud over there he’s a real Alfie Cotton

by ZDog0102 January 25, 2019

opy cotton

New OxyContin that have an OP instead of an OC on them, made to deter people from abuse because they can not be ground to a fine powder, and gel up when you try to melt them.

Ive been looking all day... all I can find is some Opy Cotton

by juicyjay4200 September 5, 2010

Cotton Swabbing

The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)

Joe: I Cotton Swabbed my girl last night!
Sid: Really?

Joe: Yea, I think she is deaf now.
Sid: Why?
Joe: I busted in her ear.
Sid: Danm now the memory is embedded

Ex:I want to cotton swab you
Cotton Swabbing: The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)

by sidthegreat June 5, 2018