Coffee crack

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee crack. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack September 26, 2016
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coffee torque

The power and speed generated by one or more coffee stirrers.
Unable to generate any coffee torque with just a single plastic stirrer, I added three more stirrers to the mix.
by sparkus February 17, 2011
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bank coffee

Bad tasting, shitty complementary coffee such as that set out all day for customers at a bank. It often tastes burnt if sitting in a pot or tastes weak or acidic if served from a thermos dispenser. Occasionally somebody will help themselves to a cup, but nobody really enjoys it. Often served in small white styrofoam cups with a large canister of powdered creamer nearby.
“Is there a place to get coffee here?”
“Nah, all they serve here is shitty bank coffee.”
by Dav1d VB April 22, 2018
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forgotten coffee

When one is so busy and forgot to take the coffee from the coffee (espresso) machine.
"Hey dude, is that your coffee?"
"Oh, yes, thanks. It's my forgotten coffee."
by Gaboantsa October 31, 2022
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Coffee dancing

Prerequisite: The state of having drunk a few cups of coffee and sitting still reading or infront of the computer.

This will result in fervent foot-based dancing because of a lacking of calmness. E. G. while waiting for the microwave.
I cant wait two minutes, aaaaargh!

...........
-Please Stop coffee dancing, it is weird.
- I dont care mofo I just need to fix so much fun stuff today!

-eh, okay.

...........
-Oh, youre coffe walking have notched up one level.
by Maggi Coffe-Lover March 06, 2013
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Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.
Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...
by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019
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Freezing Coffee

the sexual act where one puts frozen coffee cubes up one's ass
person 1: I just gave my man the freezing coffee!
person 2: what the fuck?
by Freezing Coffee January 02, 2022
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