by Grittyjustin92 November 24, 2018
Get the bulletproof coffeemug. Prerequisite: The state of having drunk a few cups of coffee and sitting still reading or infront of the computer.
This will result in fervent foot-based dancing because of a lacking of calmness. E. G. while waiting for the microwave.
This will result in fervent foot-based dancing because of a lacking of calmness. E. G. while waiting for the microwave.
I cant wait two minutes, aaaaargh!
...........
-Please Stop coffee dancing, it is weird.
- I dont care mofo I just need to fix so much fun stuff today!
-eh, okay.
...........
-Oh, youre coffe walking have notched up one level.
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-Please Stop coffee dancing, it is weird.
- I dont care mofo I just need to fix so much fun stuff today!
-eh, okay.
...........
-Oh, youre coffe walking have notched up one level.
by Maggi Coffe-Lover March 6, 2013
Get the Coffee dancingmug. Another term for leftover coffee - especially really good coffee. When you have too much cold coffee to dump out before starting another pot so you nuke it a cup at a time in the microwave. This is different than re-warming a cup you allowed to get cold. Incentives are high if you buy really good coffee and happens most frequently in the morning or late afternoon.
"Okay, there's plenty of nuclear coffee in the pot. It's good stuff and you can microwave it, so don't dump it out and make a new pot. I don't give a rat's ass if you're a coffee snob. it's to good and I paid to much for it to dump out."
by Da Chetster March 25, 2013
Get the Nuclear Coffeemug. Hey Jim, how do you take your coffee?
Jim: Do you have any maple syrup? I feel like a Canadian coffee today.
Jim: Do you have any maple syrup? I feel like a Canadian coffee today.
by AllIwantForChristmasIsAhippo December 25, 2009
Get the Canadian coffeemug. Lisa is really being cranky this morning. She must not have had her coffee. You know what a coffee zombie she is.
by PharmGirl99 August 22, 2011
Get the Coffee Zombiemug. Coffee Hangover is a stage of disorientation after a long day functioning on coffee when the effect wears off. This usually happens similar to a crash except at it's worst, usually on a long day of getting up early with minimal sleep. The coffee hangover consists of several stages.
1. Slight Irritation. You may become slightly annoyed or bothered. You probably are starting to lose some energy at this point.
2. Loss of Patience. You've lost patience with most things at this point. You just don't care by now and you can't stand being around people.
3. Mood Swing. You may become emotional, sad, or angry depending on your condition.
4. Disorder. By now you can't even walk straight and your words and thoughts don't make sense. You shouldn't attempt to communicate with another human being at this point.
5. Shutdown. At this point you have no energy left and you'll have to lay down. Don't even bother trying to sit up. You may pass out. Nothing but sleep, Acoma, or hibernation can fix this by now
1. Slight Irritation. You may become slightly annoyed or bothered. You probably are starting to lose some energy at this point.
2. Loss of Patience. You've lost patience with most things at this point. You just don't care by now and you can't stand being around people.
3. Mood Swing. You may become emotional, sad, or angry depending on your condition.
4. Disorder. By now you can't even walk straight and your words and thoughts don't make sense. You shouldn't attempt to communicate with another human being at this point.
5. Shutdown. At this point you have no energy left and you'll have to lay down. Don't even bother trying to sit up. You may pass out. Nothing but sleep, Acoma, or hibernation can fix this by now
by Anti-hater skater June 8, 2015
Get the Coffee Hangovermug. by Gaboantsa October 31, 2022
Get the forgotten coffeemug.