coffee addict

Someone who drinks coffe on a daily to semi-daily basis. To the point where they only like their coffe black. They are always seen wit a coffee mug and coffee is incorporated into every one of their conversations.

Omg stop talking about coffee, you're such a coffee addict.

by Shaniqualemon July 18, 2016

Coffee Vulture

A person who knows the sound of a coffee maker quite well, though never brews a pot. As soon as a coffee vulture hears the sweet sound of morning ecstasy brewing they immediately drop whatever unimportant task is being poorly done to find the source. Once located, a coffee vulture will then spectate, possibly drooling down its shirt. Whilst waiting awkwardly in a doorway or some other location that obstructs the flow of traffic, a vulture never lets its beady eyes leave the objective. Silently waiting either because watching is as much as its little brain can handle or because it has been labeled a fucking idiot and no one fucking gives a shit what this piece of shit has to say anyways. Upon the coffee maker's completion of its task the vulture waddles over and pours a cup before anyone else. The vulture is first not due to speed, but rather the overall repugnant nature of such a 'person', once the vulture's destination is known that area is then vacated and avoided until it has left. Upon filling its cup the vulture then returns to whatever meaningless task it was doing, periodically returning for more coffee until dry. After which this piece of shit might say, "Looks like we're out of coffee." in hopes that someone more useful than they may make another pot it can wait on.

"Is the coffee done yet?"
"No, the coffee vulture is still in there."
"Damn, I guess I'll just wait."

by Sexy Al Capone August 19, 2014

Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.

Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

company coffee

Coffee provided in the workplace. Often used to stay awake through the end of a shift.

"I guzzled down company coffee just to stay alert till closing time"

by CurtisLumber September 2, 2015

bulletproof coffee

Black coffee with a fat slab of butter

“I feel invincible bro” “I just drank a big cup of bulletproof coffee”

by Grittyjustin92 November 24, 2018

Coffee dancing

Prerequisite: The state of having drunk a few cups of coffee and sitting still reading or infront of the computer.

This will result in fervent foot-based dancing because of a lacking of calmness. E. G. while waiting for the microwave.

I cant wait two minutes, aaaaargh!

...........
-Please Stop coffee dancing, it is weird.
- I dont care mofo I just need to fix so much fun stuff today!

-eh, okay.

...........
-Oh, youre coffe walking have notched up one level.

by Maggi Coffe-Lover March 6, 2013

Nuclear Coffee

Another term for leftover coffee - especially really good coffee. When you have too much cold coffee to dump out before starting another pot so you nuke it a cup at a time in the microwave. This is different than re-warming a cup you allowed to get cold. Incentives are high if you buy really good coffee and happens most frequently in the morning or late afternoon.

"Okay, there's plenty of nuclear coffee in the pot. It's good stuff and you can microwave it, so don't dump it out and make a new pot. I don't give a rat's ass if you're a coffee snob. it's to good and I paid to much for it to dump out."

by Da Chetster March 25, 2013