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cincinnati bengals

A term for a girl with a good body and a bad face- a reference to the cincinnati bengals, who have nice looking uniforms and ugly helmets
Is she hot? No way dude, cincinnati bengals.
by antonebigslick December 8, 2009
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Cincinnati pinata

Is the act of after having sex, the male taking off the condom and while holding the opening, or rolled up part, putting the reservoir tip end in the womans mouth and she sucks on the condom until it breaks due to negative pressure, releasing its contents in a fast rush. This practice has been abandoned due to the high potential for aspiration of the condom causing death by asphyxiation! (fluids + rubber = slippery, accidents happen). Your cant say i didn't tell you.......
"DO NOT DO THIS!!!"

The now common/slightly safer method is to have the woman use her two canine (cuspid) teeth and puncture a small hole at the reservoir tip of the condom and suck SLOWLY on the condom and get the contents that way. This is also know as a "Sperm Bong" or "Cum Bong or "Jism Bong", etc. But still,
"DO NOT DO THIS ONE EITHER!!!" Be safe and live to have sex another day!
"Dude, my girlfriend has been so good this week, i decided to let her have a treat last night, so i gave her a Cincinnati pinata! She loves it! She can only have one when she has been good though!"
by K.C. Man December 28, 2008
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Cincinnati hot plate

1) n. A ridiculously good looking girl, generally from Cincinnati, who flatulates during anal sex, to a degree which is nasally unbearable.

2) v. The intentional act of expelling bodily gas while recieving anal sex.

3) n., v. A type of sex, historically favored by many Cincinnati residents, in which a particularly gaseous man amd a particularly gaseous woman flatulate during sex repeatedly, sometimes in unison or in competition with each other.
1) "Yeah I took her home but we should have gone to her house, it turns out that chick was a Cincinnati hot plate. I febreezed last night and my room still stinks."

2) "Bill, if you don't stop telling people what we did, the next time we do it, I'm gonna Cincinnati hot plate you until you throw up."

3) n. "You wanna Cincinnati hot plate? Go to Felipe's House of Tacos and Kabobs. The girls who eat there can't help but to give you a Cincinnati hot plate."

v. " The newlyweds were appalled to learn that the older couple liked to eat big dinners and go home early to Cicinnati hot plate all night."
by Bobodilla bobolak November 3, 2007
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Cincinnati Bus Driver

While having sex with a female standing upright, invert the subject so that the top of her head is perpendicular to the pavement. In one motion, execute a swift drop kick to the face. At this point she should be unconscious. To solidify the maneuver aim your penis towards the woman's bloodied face and deliver a golden shower to rain upon her limp body.
I was thinking about doing the reverse cow girl with my new squeeze tonight but instead I m thinking it's a cincinnati bus driver night.
by Its a bitch girl July 31, 2011
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Cincinnati Botox

Similar to a Cincinnati Bow Tie, except instead of the chest, you stick your dick by your lady loves eye and blow loads in her tear ducts. Let the jizz dry and voila, no more wrinkles
My wife was complaining about the wrinkles under her eyes and I had a serious case of blue balls, so I gave her a Cincinnati Botox and now we both feel better. Win Win
by men in tights June 18, 2009
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Cincinnati Chili

The time honored practice of Cincinnati Chili-ing a lady implies digital stimulation of the vagina with spice-coated fingers, during the woman's menstrual period.
When I asked her if she wanted some Cincinnati Chili and she replied "yes", I was absolutely delighted.
by The BH December 11, 2008
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Cincinnati Chili

The time honored practice of Cincinnati Chili-ing a lady implies digital stimulation of the vagina with spice-coated fingers, during the woman's menstrual period.
When I asked her if she wanted some Cincinnati Chili and she replied "yes", I was absolutely delighted.
by The BH December 12, 2008
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