chocolate trombone

Whilst partner is behind you they place a finger in the bum, and the same time reaches round and masterbates the male penis.

Laura put a finger up Davies bum and took hold of his penis. She then simentously slide finger in and out whilst pulling his chappy playing the chocolate trombone.

by deviant irishman April 26, 2014

chocolate sled

The act of sitting on a black mans dick, faceing his feet and moving side to side as if you were sledding while uncontrollably shitting.

Girl one: I gave tyrone a chocolate sled last night.

Girl two: bitch you cray.

by NutterFlutter October 2, 2014

Chocolate Liar

The opposite of a chocolate lover. Person who claims to love chocolate, but doesn't eat it because they may get fat.

Linda for a girl who raves about loving chocolate and never eating it, you are a chocolate liar.

by AdamJak December 9, 2014

Chocolate Arm

When you shove ones arm up ones anus
And it leave a bit of fecies on the arm

"hmmm it appears that that, in fact, you have given me a chocolate arm"

by The charming text March 10, 2015

chocolate hawk

When you're rock climbing and you have to poop off the rock face.

Josh ate too much granola and soy protein shakes while climbing and had to drop a chocolate hawk half way up the cliff.

by Munstadi July 29, 2017

Chocolate Milky

When the black husband is fucking his white wife, he pulls out and accidentally shoots his whole load into his wife’s fuck hole. It’s like making chocolate milk, you mix the chocolate sauce into the white milk and you get chocolate milk. He gave her a chocolate milky.

Man, I can’t believe I have this kid now, it’s only because I gave Laura that chocolate milky

by JRLo20 December 14, 2018

The Chocolate Fountain

You find someone willing to do a medical procedure (preferably a friend) called a fistula to connect your bladder and rectum so you pee and poop at the same time out of both orifices. Next you take an exaggerated number of laxatives or give yourself C. Diff to make everything inside of you liquid. Take your friend and you shit and piss out of both your butthole and peehole all over their face.

Person 1: Yo my friend in medical school surgically connected my poop Schute and urine sack in his basement so I can give my girl the chocolate fountain.

Stranger 1: get away from me

by Rogue Steel October 2, 2018