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Chimney Sweep

the act of pleasuring your significant other and cleaning their colon at the same time. This is usually executed using an industrial strength pipe cleaners (these can be found at your local SuperWalmart).
"Dude how come you couldn't hang out last night?"
"Man I've been gettin the poop dick from my girlfriend every time we do anal, so I had to stay at the house and give her a good chimney sweeping."
"Oh, sweet."
by generalneedles January 19, 2005
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chime

when you rock up to meet your friends, at like a club or woteva,
"ill chime in at 10"
by hugh June 24, 2004
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Antartic Chimney Sweeper

An antartic chimney sweeper is when you slit a girls throat and fuck her throat. Now with your free hand reach over and finger her in the butt.
I met this dirty girl at a bar last night that thought she was kinky...well when I broke out the antartic chimney sweeper she realized that she didn't have shit on me. She died shortly thereafter from a dick to the throat.
by FSU Dork February 28, 2009
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Chimney

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by HughoDongus224 April 7, 2019
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chocolate chimney

word used in chausers "canterbury tales" to define a rectum; anus; the very end of the human digestive system. also originally used several times in the bible to describe Christ's butthole.
after the last supper, Christ cleaned out his chocolate chimney, smelling up the outskirts of gethsemane and inviting mockery from the apostles.
by doug kingsbury June 18, 2004
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chimes

Small breasts; Traditionally B-cup or lower.
"Mmm...ain't she somethin, dude? Look at her chimes."

"Yeah, she's got a nice ass, but she has chimes-are you sure she's even hit puberty?"
by IttyBittyTittyCommittee90 September 14, 2011
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chimes

verb - To infuriate, or insult knowingly.

noun - a lead guitarist by nature; a selfish all-instrument playing ass clown who demands all other instruments be played to his liking. Typical behavior includes unnecessary 30 minute face melting solos during a Coldplay cover, asking the drummer, bass player, lead singer and rhythm guitarist to turn down, removing the drummer and actually playing the drums instead(of course, add 7-9 minute ACDC mediocre-at-best tom fill), and arguing for a 30% backing vocals volume reduction. Behavior outside of the music includes threesomes with 17 year old girls, and riding a taxi bicycle downtown.
"Don't Chimes me, ok dickwad? I know how to play the damn song.."

"Stop being a Chimes! We're in the fifth song of our cover set and the rest of us haven't even played our fucking instruments yet!"
by Jackson Raines January 28, 2008
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