Christian

The name Christian orginated in england and normally a person named christian is bisexual and loves dick.

Person1: You know the new kid Christian

Person2: Yeah

Person1: Hes definitely bi he tried to bum me then my sister

by Jermeyclarcson April 11, 2020

Christian

Little boy. Not nice or funny.very smol and skinny. Half Greek half Italian. Good boy. Jk Christian bad boy, he beat the hell out of you. He been to the opportunity center twice. Very *cring*

Christian beat the fuck out of me yesterday

by Christian bad boy July 26, 2019

Christian

Christian is very smart, has interesting taste in girls (very religious girls), he has a crush on Jamal, he is 4ft 2, his dad Sue makes him pancakes everyday in the morning, normally has a dickhead brother who thinks he is worlds best but is small. Uncontrollable bowels which means the kid shits everywhere even on buses. But he is funny (sometimes).

Damn Stop shitting like Christian

by GothicSpace March 16, 2022

Christian

A human porcupine that needs to get a haircut as quick as yesterday

Christian dinosaur be lookin like a whole pineapple

by Blurb37 February 23, 2019

christian

the meanest, rudest, most stuck up guy. if you ever talk to him, which you probably will cause he tries to get with every girl, run. like runnnnnnn. he is a good talker and will convince you that he cares but i promise he doesn’t. he denies that he’s a fuckboy but he is the ultimate one. his relationships only last 4 days because he has commitment issues and just wants to hoe around. he plays the same games with every girl he talks to so if he make you feel special just remember you are probably not in his eyes. but who gives a fuck abt him cause he’s a piece of shit. he thinks he’s the hottest guy ever but he’s actually really ugly. so just do yourself a favor and drop him before you catch feelings unless you wanna look like the biggest clown.

new girl- “do y’all know a guy named christian”

every girl in the school “omg yes he’s the biggest player!!! do NOT go for him!!!”

by the ultimate clown September 25, 2019

Christian

He is a stupid smelly kid that goes to Jane Addams and he just sucks all around.

Christian is ___

by YupYT90 January 10, 2019

Christian

An amazing guy, one that a girl can fall for very easily. Typically have dark brown hair with mesmerizing blue eyes.

Sometimes turns out to be a cheating lying boyfriend who will dump you over a text and then leave you heartbroken

“Did you hear what Christian did to Emily! I’m surprised she’s still at school. With a heartbreak like that, I’d take a month off”

by stormy_skies March 21, 2019