cat

the rulers of the internet

I don't need to explain. a cat is a cat.

by cat #937 April 11, 2018

Cat

A cat is a other word for a nitty and is dirty and will rob you blind just to get there drugs

Yo look at them cats on the block

by Johjfjf August 8, 2017

Catting

To laze in the sun, napping like a cat.

"I was catting yesterday...perfect weather for it. It was so relaxing."

by Ceejay21 March 22, 2020

Cat

A furry little bitch that looks like a meatloaf. They will take over the world in 2023 and is the doom of this planet.
It will kill you .

Illuminati confirmed 🤯

Bob: WOW is that a meatloaf

Larry: No that’s my cat
Bob: Oh.

by Yaassqueenllama December 4, 2018

Cat

Fluffy, all powerful spike lord. Although dim, not to be trifled with. Do not partake in physical combat with a cat, and leave petting to a minimum.

Digression advice: Cat nearby

Pet the cat at your own volition

I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...

by FancaySpeve June 1, 2021

cats

they have 2 goals.
1. kill human
2. take over the world

- I wanna kill my human. Lets use my paws! >:)
- whoa. my cat wants to kill me. Helpppppppppp.
CATS ARE SCARY

by kittypapaboy February 15, 2023

CAT

"Where is the cat"?

"That is not a cat, cats do not exist."

CATS ARE NOT REAL, BELIVE ME I AM NOT CRAZY

by UNICORNGODDESSSS October 31, 2017