The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

you can polish a turd

believe in yourself and you can do it

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try

by raybeez February 12, 2022

You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.

Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection

by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025

IF YOU CAN UP, NO CAN NO BB!

If you can do it better then go and do it yourself, but if you can't do it then dont trash talk.

IF YOU CAN UP, NO CAN NO BB! :

You do the laundry yourself then!

But i dont know how!

Then IF YOU CAN UP, NO CAN NO BB!

by Hanguang-jun June 10, 2024

Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell

Lose the game you're trying to play or lose a child. Now.

Hym "Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Can you

Usually followed by suck my dick

*seeing a hot girl*
Can you suck my dick?

by I'm right you know May 31, 2017

As long as you can live with it

Judgement is not mine it's God's. I can't guarantee it won't eat at you or destroy your physical appearance.

Kelsey: Hey I cheated on you at a party last night.
Matthew: I don't care, as long as you can live with it.

Kelsey: I know you were making a better life for us but I have a boyfriend.
Matthew: I don't care, as long as you can live with it.

by John Paul the Pope July 1, 2024