captain crackhead

Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions

Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency

Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb

by why do i have to come up with March 24, 2023

Crackhead

Hester

Wow that is a mad crackhead he need some cro to calm down

by Ganglyeyes January 6, 2019

Crackhead

Madisyn Sternotti

Madisyn sternotti is an ugly crackhead

by Jdkdjsidosc August 18, 2017

FLORIDIAN CRACKHEADS

TRIN AND KAYY😂👎(people who live in florida and are rockmonsters )

"You guys need to stop, you are acting like floridian crackheads"- kyndall

by KYNDALL71818(ON.IG) June 30, 2019

Crackhead

Band children at 7am in the band room on the day of a competition

Non-band kid: Do you see those crackheads over there?
Band kid: *balancing trumpets on their heads whilst screaming and doing cartwheels*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Crackhead

A person that acts like they do accessive amounts of crack all the time for no reason

My friend Mattew is such a Crackhead

by my dads cat lenny November 10, 2019

Crackhead Clout

When one crack head “beats up” another crackhead and therefore thinks they have clout.-crackhead clout

Chelsea does crack and she beat up Megan who is also a crackhead so she thinks she’s hot shit now. Got that Crackhead clout.

by Stonerstitch January 20, 2022