bump cotton

Effect felt when a strong urge to take a dump takes hold, to the point of partially protruding outward and "bumping" the cotton of common underwear.

I had to pinch one at work, but since I didn't want to build a nest I had to bump cotton all the way home.

by Raunchy Redneck February 23, 2017

Cotton Dick

When it's humid outside and yo dick and balls start stickin to everything

"man its fuckin hot i got cotton dick"

by Eatdatgudpussy445 June 24, 2019

Cotton Pussy

When you experience the overwhelming, embarrassing, painful dryness within your vaginal canal. Whether it be lack of intetest or a symptom from smoking ganja- lubrication is mandatory

Babe, I'm so sorry to tell you but you're suffering from cotton pussy right now can we use a little Lube.

by Julianne1992! April 27, 2019

Cotton pussy

When you partake in smoking substances that make your pussy inevitably too dry to penetrate.

I was so stoned he couldn't get it in because I had cotton pussy.

by Branya December 27, 2017

Cotton Box

The rooms that mentally insane people are thrown into in psyche wards.

Did you hear what happened Tracy? She got thrown into the cotton box after trying to commit suicide.

by MorbidMortician September 03, 2017

Cotton Chewer

Someone who chews on their shirt profusely.

Dang that kid was a total cotton chewer they’re really weird.

by Pocketfullofpresty March 20, 2023

Cotton Swabbing

The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)

Joe: I Cotton Swabbed my girl last night!
Sid: Really?

Joe: Yea, I think she is deaf now.
Sid: Why?
Joe: I busted in her ear.
Sid: Danm now the memory is embedded

Ex:I want to cotton swab you
Cotton Swabbing: The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)

by sidthegreat May 13, 2018