A conversational pipebomb is when someone (usually the guy only kept around out of pity) destroys all momentum of a social interaction with a single phrase or opinion typically awkward, offensive, or ignorant. This usually results in:
1. everybody in the group becoming angry and the once civil conversation devolving into an argument
2. total silence occasionally interrupted with a half hearted attempt at a joke or topic (which is always shot down)
3.everybody leaving
1. everybody in the group becoming angry and the once civil conversation devolving into an argument
2. total silence occasionally interrupted with a half hearted attempt at a joke or topic (which is always shot down)
3.everybody leaving
John: Did you guys hear about that shooting recently?
Dave: The one down in Texas?
Steve: YEAH! Really fucked up stuff!
Hunter: Yeah, for sure but I mean those kids were kinda asking for it.
Steve:..... That's a conversational pipebomb if I've ever heard one
Dave: The one down in Texas?
Steve: YEAH! Really fucked up stuff!
Hunter: Yeah, for sure but I mean those kids were kinda asking for it.
Steve:..... That's a conversational pipebomb if I've ever heard one
by TazmilyGum September 29, 2022
Get the Conversational Pipebombmug. the act of replying to your own text massages that you sent befoe getting super backwoods shitfaced.
by trilly mays March 30, 2015
Get the self conversingmug. When having a conversation with someone and they feel like they have to continually one up you about things you are conversing about.
You: Hey you'll never guess what happened today! I won a free burrito at the school fair!
Them: Oh really that's awesome! Well I ran into my friend who's parents own a five star restaurant and I got a $50 meal for free.
You: Yishh this isn't a conversation olympics
You: Hey check out these cute shoes I got on sale!
Them: Oh cute! I just got a pair too. They are *insert expensive, flashy designer*
You: I wasn't trying to have a conversation olympics, I just thought you would like my new shoes...
Them: Oh really that's awesome! Well I ran into my friend who's parents own a five star restaurant and I got a $50 meal for free.
You: Yishh this isn't a conversation olympics
You: Hey check out these cute shoes I got on sale!
Them: Oh cute! I just got a pair too. They are *insert expensive, flashy designer*
You: I wasn't trying to have a conversation olympics, I just thought you would like my new shoes...
by Lambchopluver September 15, 2010
Get the Conversation Olympicsmug. Occurs when rapidly switching between conversations on things like MSN and Facebook, basically any messenger, where you can switch between chatboxes.
by riot man October 18, 2011
Get the Conversation Micromug. When one speaker takes over the conversation to make it about them and their experiences. Their experiences are always more sad, happy, exciting, or depressing, depending on the subject at hand.
Have you ever had to talk with Sheila? It always turns into a oneopulized conversation, she never listens.
by MzyBT October 6, 2015
Get the ONEOPULIZED CONVERSATIONmug. A monotonous, uninspiring conversation in the style typically had by two elderly women pulling granny trolleys along a cul-de-sac in Weston-Supermare on an overcast day.
I can't go on another date again, he has no personality and we just end up having "Nan conversation":
Vera: Hello there, dear. How are you today?
Nora: Oh, I'm doing alright, I suppose. Just feeling a bit tired today.
Vera: I know what you mean. I woke up with a headache this morning.
Nora: Oh no, that's not good. Have you tried taking anything for it?
Vera: Yes, I took some aspirin. It seems to be helping a bit.
Nora: That's good. I hate when I have a headache. It can really ruin your day.
Vera: Indeed it can. So, have you been up to anything interesting lately?
Nora: No, not really. Just been knitting and reading mostly. What about you?
Vera: Same here. I've been reading some romance novels lately.
Nora: Oh, I used to love those when I was younger. I don't have the patience for them anymore.
Vera: Hello there, dear. How are you today?
Nora: Oh, I'm doing alright, I suppose. Just feeling a bit tired today.
Vera: I know what you mean. I woke up with a headache this morning.
Nora: Oh no, that's not good. Have you tried taking anything for it?
Vera: Yes, I took some aspirin. It seems to be helping a bit.
Nora: That's good. I hate when I have a headache. It can really ruin your day.
Vera: Indeed it can. So, have you been up to anything interesting lately?
Nora: No, not really. Just been knitting and reading mostly. What about you?
Vera: Same here. I've been reading some romance novels lately.
Nora: Oh, I used to love those when I was younger. I don't have the patience for them anymore.
by nanna_jayne March 1, 2023
Get the Nan conversationmug. When you start with a random word or topic and you keep on adding more topics till you get to about 6-50(infinite) topics and when your done with the topics you go over every topic you were talking about.
Guy 1: bro, let’s start a stupid conversation
Guy 2: what’s a stupid conversation?
Guy 1: search it up on urban dictionary.
Guy 2: *searches up* yes let’s do that!
Guy 2: what’s a stupid conversation?
Guy 1: search it up on urban dictionary.
Guy 2: *searches up* yes let’s do that!
by Mr. Pickle Man November 6, 2021
Get the Stupid Conversationmug.