cincinnati body wash

When a guy cums on a girls wash sponge or washcloth and then wipes her vagina with it and gets pregnant
Dude i feel like giving your sister a cincinnati body wash
by tdogggggggggggggggggggggg February 12, 2011
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Cincinnati Bow Tie

latin: Cincinnatus cuvus

Commonly referred to as "reverse titty fucking," the derivation comes from the bow tie shape of the male's testicles as they rest flayed upon his partner's neck. The classic finish to the position is the "double breast" with pearl buttons.

From "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
I married him because I thought he was a gentlemen, but when he dazzled me with a beautiful Cincinnati Bow tie, I realized just how fabulous he really is.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
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Cincinnati Ear Muffs

When two dudes rub dicks together above the head of any third party male or female, where the nut sacks are placed over the ears of the third participant.
Over the weekend, Carl and Dave gave Mortimer a big old pair of Cincinnati Ear Muffs.
by Aeche December 06, 2007
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Cincinnati clam shack

When banging a girl, alternating between her pussy and ass. The resulting queefs and farts will fill the room with a stanky sea food aroma reminiscent of a clam shack.
Man, last night was great. Me and Jill hooked up. When we were done, her room was like a Cincinnati Clam Shack!
by Scumbies July 16, 2009
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Cincinnati Chili Bath

A rare feat only known to have been performed thirteen times in recorded history. The act involves a person (man or woman) vomiting on a second person who happens to be taking a dump on a clear glass table that a third person is lying beneath and looking up through.
The real reason the Beatles broke up was that Ringo felt slighted when he wasn't included in the Cincinnati Chili Bath.
by WMarconi October 05, 2010
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Cincinnati sock party

Shitting in a tube sock and adding broken glass and using the sock to beat a victim.
I would like to give Ron Thompson a day long Cincinnati sock party since he is such a tool.
by TRM December 07, 2007
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Cincinnati greeting card

n. To leave one's flatus in an elevator prior to departing an elevator so that the new arrivals receive the essence of the Queen city. Greeting cards delivered anonymously are silent.
Dude, as I got off the elevator in the lobby this morning the CEO was getting on with like a dozen others. I left an anonymous Cincinnati greeting card for him to enjoy on his ride to the 12th floor.
by zehnmonkey September 15, 2011
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