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Bum

A person who does nothing all day whilst also being perfectly fine that they're a sloppy chud with no life.
Generally judges other people for their hobbies and preferences while having absolutely nothing interesting going on in their life, typically like a bully, because their life is so mediocre that they have to find new topics to clown on to make their pitiful lives feel a bit better.

Usually has no self interest because they cannot face reality or even have enough emotional intelligence to realise their actions affect the people around them.

They can SOMETIMES, on a very special occasion talk to women. But even if they do, its usually because they lack the emotional intelligence to feel embarassment or even a sense of attraction toward the opposite sex.
Example (Not real people)

Luke: "Wow, i just did 1 paragraph of my homework, now im gonna go back and bum out on a game where i do jack shit all day and spend my time repeating the same thing over and over again to obtain an achievement that lasts 2 minutes before getting deleted."

Liam (Intelligent chud): "Wow, you just wasted all of your time doing jack shit, and you dont even care?"

Luke: "No, im a bum."

Liam (Intelligent chud): "Oh yeah, nearly forgot."
by giant f. resurerection January 8, 2026
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BUM

For example, in sports when a player is not good, he is referred to as a bum, a barely useful mate.
by Microphone Hell January 21, 2026
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the hottest most sexiest and cutest man on earth =D***
by princeSs* July 17, 2003
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bum reap

Bum reap is the act of harvesting someone's soul, in this case it is the soul of a homeless, or one with similar socioeconomic status that the label "bum" is appropriate, hence the name. The use of "bum reap" can be even more local than that of some person. It can apply to severed body parts (hand, torso, tentacles, etc.), cut off from the host individual, and made into a "bum" part.

Reaping a bum or a bum part are both encompassed by the meaning of the word 'bum reap', and to put someone's severed body parts to rest can be expressed as 'bum reaping them'.

The benefit of bum reaps are bountiful. By reaping the particular bum, or bum parts, they would be prevented from committing all sorts of heinous acts, or from mutating into a Gonadnarel and murder everyone. The harvested soul would then go on to fuel a celestial love machine, pumping love into the world. Hot love. Or "Hawt wuv" as it is so in a more sophisticated language.

Bum reaps are hence carried out in the name of hawt wuvs.
"we must bum reap him before it is too late!"
by Some random fangirl April 24, 2013
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bum bitch

Bitch with no job, and no life and no future. Spends all day running her mouth and causing drama instead of getting a job, a life, or a future.
by foh bitch March 8, 2016
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Bum Camp

A large camp primarily in a wooded area of the inner city, where homeless bums and other outcasts of society set up a camp. These camps can be very elaborate, to say the least. They can have community kitchens, barbers, and other luxuries found in most communities. Junkies, alcoholics, street urchins, and the mentally ill are the primary residents.
River bed bottoms, palm groves, and the like are perfect for bum camps. Usually, bums try to set up on public property close to areas where panhandling opportunities are abundant yet still remote enough to avoid the authorities.
I was hiking down by the river and could smell piss and shit. I knew I was near a bum camp.
I could smell the bastards LONG before I saw the camp. Must have been 10-15 tents with a bunch of filthy bastards living there.
by IH8JIGS July 18, 2020
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Bum-brushed

The act of shafting a group of people (usually cowards) whilst believing to have a "one-up" against you. Usually done against dweebs that lived a privileged childhood, went to private school, show high levels of ignorance and take part in casual racism. These entitled cowards will do the fastest runner when confronted with challenging situations. Or become full on passive-aggressive to tell themselves they’ve “won the argument”.

All whilst having no knowledge how the world actually works outside the decorated cage they were raised in.
I.e. No street-knowledge Whatsoever.

This is when the bum-brushing commences.
Fake Blonde Girl: Omg no way?!?! What happened

Dweeb 1: Nearly got sacked from my job and had to change work place.

Dweeb 2: I’m deeply offended, had to delete my LinkedIn and change my phone number 3 times.

Dweeb 3: mate someone sent parcels of shit & prostitutes to my house.

Dweeb 4: I’ve spent over £1000 on tinder gold to end up with an ugly girlfriend.

Dweeb 4: We’ve all been Bum-brushed lads. Let’s all cry into bowl and pass it around.
by Luke_emia December 14, 2022
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