2k bullshit

When getting screwed over while playing NBA 2K for something out of your control.

Darn, that shooting foul was such 2k bullshit. I cannot believe my team is only shooting 13% in the paint.

by Zin'rokh, Destroyer of Worlds March 1, 2017

Bullshit Marathon

The Psychological "Marathon" of compliments, gifts, and help with school assignments that a man must go through to get past the friend zone with a girl.

Ryan was sick of running the bullshit marathon that Marie was putting him through. It looks like they're going to remain just friends.

by Athren in: Real Life June 17, 2009

Fucking Bullshit

The act of trying to procreate using that which a Bos taurus has defecated.

Person 1: DUUUUDE! Where you fucking bullshit!?
Person 2: Too right I was! A perfect answer for my Zoophilia and Coprophilia!
Person 1: Fucking hell man you're fucking minging.

by Goodolshitbringer October 30, 2019

Justifying Bullshit

When someone tries to make something wrong right, in order to make them better. In the ways of relationships etc.

John: I miss you, we were such a great couple!
Sara: I'm sorry our breakup was for the best.
John: Why are you always JUSTIFYING BULLSHIT?!

by JT.Peters April 5, 2010

brothaman bullshit

a sneaky con-like tactic used by blacks in authority towards less fortunate blacks

ex.1 i went and asked for a job app. and they sent out a black person to tell me they are not hiring

ex.2 a black cop is the master of brothaman bullshit they will act cool as hell with you and still give you hella charges

by abc321567 October 5, 2010

Bowling for bullshit

a Colombine-esq massacre of the pc community by Infinity Ward and its community chairman Robert Bowling. A new campaign slogan, it would seem

WHAT??? NO DEDICATED SERVERS??? were bowling for bullshit here, fucking bullshit

by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010

Gary Bullshit

A man of simple intelect, who embelishes inane shat to gain favour and sympathy

Ooh check him out hes a right gary bullshit

by El Badass February 28, 2009