by DaStankMaster October 5, 2018

The flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the blow job you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.
Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....
Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!
Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!
by batmanhere December 16, 2011

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by dasdahearf June 23, 2016

Is when your significant other hasn’t given you booty for awhile so you take your blue balls and put them in their mouth while before the wake up
My old lady hadn’t given me any booty in awhile and she gave me blue balls last night, so I gave her a blueberry morning
by Atothez December 17, 2021

A blueberry cunt muffien is an insalt for a woman who is being so much more then a cunt shes a blue waffle.
by Schizo is effective February 12, 2018

deeply in love
by kerrishatesyou September 3, 2021
