establish a beachhead

military term now used to describe the act of positioning oneself and one's crew at the front of the bar to ensure primo cocktail service and quality lay of the land.

Paul and Carl agreed to get to the bar early to establish a beachhead.

by sally in the car February 27, 2010

beached whale syndrome

When someone particularly lazy and/or fat is assigned a task in which they have decided is too hard. They solve the problem by lying on the ground and whining/moaning resembling a beached whale. OR when one or more lazy fat people watch a more fit, less lazy person do work.

Example 1: The Freshman P.E. class got the beached whale Syndrome when they were told to run the mile.

Example 2: I couldn't answer my phone because my boss got beached whale syndrome

by Little Boots May 26, 2009

beach bob

Trash player, originally considered a "noob".
Only use this word if the trashiest player on your team tells you what to do.

Fred: Lets go to the Capture Point.
John: Don't tell me what to do, beach bob.

by LilAutism May 17, 2018

Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something

A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.

GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(

by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011

Beach Whistle

A plastic tampon applicator, all too often found in raw sewage, washing up on shorelines and beaches

bro, don't go for a walk along the Halifax shoreline, it's stinkin with whitefish and beach whistles

by bogwone August 25, 2008

Beached White Male

Due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally "safe" demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-class. Once executive or professional, their employability now is as hopeless as a "beached whale's" survivability.

BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".

Look at that Beached White Male over there. He went from driving a BMW to being one!

by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2011

Beach Party

Ordering more than one Corona at a bar/restuarant.

Jesse: Hey barmaid, can I get two shots of Jack and a beach party?

Barmaid Sally: How many coronas, sweetie?

Jesse: One for me and one for ol' T-bone.

by The Jouster August 3, 2009