Playing Basketball

Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:

Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball

Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020

Playing Basketball

A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020

basketball shorts

Worn by basic white boys and black thug boys. They usually wear it with white or black tube socks. With white Air Forces or Crocs. Mostly just straight men wear this item clothing. It's very weird and embarrassing to say the least.

Basketball shorts are weird and need to be cancelled.

by Nono 23 July 6, 2020

BASKETBALL CROTCH

When you play basketball or any type of sport / activity then you don't wash your sweaty balls and ass. Effect is greatly intensified if you have especially hairy groin.

Ew, Rudy went to sleep with basketball crotch last night and now his leopard blanket smells like sweaty ass and balls.

by lalala730 September 13, 2017

Basketball years

The years in which a basketball player "ages". Like dog years but faster, as in a normal NBA player retires much earlier than normal jobs.

Hey man ik Coby is only like 30 but in basketball years he's like 80

by C3PO and R2 are totally gay November 7, 2017

basketball

1. a game which involves lots of jamming of the fingers and being too short to make the ball anywhere close to the net

2. a sphere of the color orange that has a very strong urge to jam fingers

Josh: Bro! Lets go play some basketball
Andrew: As long as it wont jam my fingers!

by lol_whatismylife December 9, 2017

Basketball

A fucked up game made by a fucked up gym teacher to have 10 people throw a orange ball into a fuckin basket so that white asses can have fun.

Let’s play some basketball

by Jhbhu January 22, 2018