Ben Ballard

A really hot guy

"Damn did you see Ben Ballard today"
"Yea he's so fine"

by Idontfuckingknow1 May 17, 2022

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Dirty Ballard

A boy who dates fat crazy girls with daddy issues and attachment issues. Usually can’t drive to save his life, especially his daddy’s jeep.

A Dirty Ballard will destroy company property on occasion. Pronounced: Ball-Of-Lard

by Big P-Edo September 29, 2022

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orion bankard

A bitchless little orphan of a child that puts his hands where he shouldn't. He thinks he's the main character, he loves fnaf way too much, and he thinks he's popular when he's not.

"Stop being an orion bankard"

by OrionBankardHater9000 January 24, 2023

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Chocolate Ballarina

when you take a tube of choclate pudding and shove it inside a guys ass then you feed him laxatives in vanilla pudding and spin him around till the tube shoots out his ass and implodes on the wall

Yo Dave you wanna go hang with Mike tonight? Nah man sorry me and Taylor are gonna try the chocolate ballarina later.

by Kiruin May 21, 2023

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A girl that, from the moment you truly noticed her, has changed your perspective of life itself. Tess is a person with all qualities kind; she is sweet, rational, heartfelt, and caring. When you fall in love with her, there is a completely different world around you. Your devotion to all things personal become things for her. You write late at night to surprise her in the morning. You look forward to the short duration you can see her: the only window of time you can hug and cherish one another in composition. The effort you put towards success are to set yourself up for stability with her, for your entire purpose becomes pointed towards another tomorrow with Tess. Beauty, charm, smile, and love - in all ways, she is admirable. The possibilities so sought for but not there yet finally present themselves. Kissing, interlocking-hands, cuddling, star-gazing, holding one another, drifting off together, performing in conjunction, being a support system.

She is your all.

She is your love.

Tess is yours.

J: I'm going to marry Tess Ballard.

by 3L0ve2Sweets6 November 20, 2023

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