National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.
Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs
by periodwithtrans May 04, 2023
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National Smack ass day

December 6National Smack ass day Walk to any girl/guy and smack their ass
National smack ass day means you can hit anyones butt
smack means hit and ass means butt and national means around the world
by Steph..323 December 04, 2021
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national smack ass day

On May 28th taken or not you're allowed to smack someone's ass
Yoo Tyrone it's national smack ass day
by Daddy-thicc April 11, 2018
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Fake Ass Friend Day

the day where you post all your fake ass friends either with or without a description on why they fake on they photo or go up to them and tell em they a fake ass friend
by yeah i make the best days November 09, 2021
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EAT MADISONS ASS DAY

Go find a Madison and rip those pants off and lick that ass. IF you don't complete eat Madisons ass day you will be spanked like a bad little boy by obamas husband
Jaylen: Hey Madison!!! Did you know its "eat Madisons ass day"?

Madison: oh noooo
Jaylen; get ready for this tounge >;)
by wonder breadz January 05, 2024
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Internation Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day is a yearly event held every year on the 17th of August.
1: "Dude, did you hear?"
2: "What?"
3: "If you don't participate in International Show your Catgirl-friend ass Day you're straight."
4: "Damn."
by MiqKir August 17, 2024
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national slap a guys ass day

national slap a guys ass day grants anybody the right to slap any guys ass.

national slap a guys ass day takes place may 5th
guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*
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