alter schlumpf

When you leak nudes from somebody with somebody else and after you’re getting exposed for it you blame everybody else.

Yo your girlfriends nudes got exposed did you did it?

Yes but I still fuck her because I did the alter Schlumpf.

by Honigmädchen July 3, 2021

alteregojb

one of my besties who deserves the world

“ yo have you heard of this cool streamer named alteregojb? “

“ no but they see really cool! “

by mushroomsparky October 19, 2021

Acteon

A cuckold.

… but I had the story from some French officers of distinction, who mentioned the name of the injured and prudent husband, and that he was a person of very high rank. That name, however, even if I had not forgotten it, I should not think it fair to repeat, because it would seem to be a matter of some moment to the gentleman though he was an Acteon, not to be thought so.

by Delbosco October 14, 2021

altėja

Altėja is a name of a very beautiful girl, everyone loves her.

Altėja is very gorgeous.

by ananaananananas November 21, 2021

alteiona

a bad bitch; not with nobody’s shit
probably only one out there.
sagittarius.

hey have y’all seen alteiona

by onamariee. November 21, 2021

Aleosi

(Noun) The name of someone with the most big dick energy you know. He/She may be the realest n*gga you know.

He’s name is probably Aleosi you can tell.

by Siiiiuuuu November 22, 2021

altermajor

The most honest and generous guy you can ever find

Does well sometimes in relationships but don't take my word for it

I wish my boyfriend was like altermajor

by Altermajor November 23, 2021