Looks really good on the outside, gets you excited, when you open them up there dry, green and bitter and filled with large seeds.
(someone who is annoying, never shuts the can, attention whore)
(someone who is annoying, never shuts the can, attention whore)
that boy is a unripe watermelon
by insulthoover April 25, 2022
by ChUnkEy KAUrrY March 13, 2020
The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.
by watermalone69 January 23, 2019
by lil meep December 15, 2018
Watermelon boarding- The act of waving a tasty piece of watermelon repeatedly in front of a good friend's face and at the last moment pulling it away. This being an obvious form of torture, the good friend gets bored and leaves... Watermelon boarding!!!! Lol.
by Blah blah blah yada yada yada May 28, 2014
by cunninglingusqueen June 01, 2023
Grant: I’m going to go squeeze the water melon for juice
Graydon: Make sure you get watermelon juice and not watermelon pee
Graydon: Make sure you get watermelon juice and not watermelon pee
by LochNessPlushie April 07, 2018