September 29

National give a homie your hoodie day

Person 1: "Ayo bro can I have your hoodie?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "But it's September 29th!!!"
Person 2: "Oh sorry, here you go."

by TheGhostOfYourPast September 28, 2021

March 29

the birthday of your best friend who shows love by being mean and sassy. they always leave the call unannounced, and acts like they hate you when they love you more than anything.

when’s your bday?
march 29.
oh makes sense

by carpenter bee October 12, 2021

October 29

National Make-Out and Grab Someone’s Ass Day! Find that special someone and go for a round, maybe give the ol’ posterior a squeeze.

Person: “Happy October 29!”

Person 2: “Alright, lets do this.”

by bingusbadingus October 28, 2021

march 29

It is national appreciate your friends that start with the letter S, A and M!

friend 1: "here is a bouquet of flowers since its march 29!"
friend 2: "aw thank you, I love this day!"

by Sooooocrazyyy February 16, 2022

Jan 29

My birthday and national puzzle day

1: Yo- it's January 29th!
Me: Yeah
1: you know what's special today
Me: yesss
1: YeAh! It's national puzzle day!
Me: no dimwit it's my birthday-

Jan 29

by Bee 🔪 March 4, 2022

may 29

be nice to your gf day

hey it’s may 29! i should be nice to my gf today

by windermerepeaks May 29, 2021

29 may

Boys born on May 29th are sex pros, they will pound you so good you won't be able to walk for a week

Marcus: Apparently, John has a 12 inch glizzy
Jake: It's normal, Jake was born on May 29th

29 may boys have big sticks

by zakrocma November 22, 2021