Kyle

Kyle is a male that most likely is blonde, drinks Monster and replies with the driest comments and phrases like “oof” and “tuff”

Jessie: I just stapled my finger to a desk!
Callie: OH NO ARE YOU OKAY?!?
Kyle: oof, that’s tuff.

by yourdadandyourmom November 10, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is the son of a Karen

Non racist: stop actin like a fuckin Kyle

Racist: wtf is a Kyle
Non racist: the son of a Karen asshole

by Kuzcooo July 11, 2020

Kyle

The purest form of evil; those who are bird sympathizers.

The kyles are plotting against us.

by KyleVogel January 18, 2020

Kyle

Kyle knows what’s really going on in the world. He’s a smartass most of the time but can be genuine when it counts. If you have a friend like Kyle you probably have the same views as him. An evil ginger -like all gingers- if you get on his bad side. Kyle is fun loving and always learning something new. If you know a Kyle you know they love to fly drones and sing to old rock songs about life in its truest light.

Friend “did you know…”
Kyle “yeah I watched an entire documentary on it last night! 🤠

by That Small Town Girl November 27, 2021

Kyle

Now Kyle isn't a person Kyle is an idea. Kyle is like an emotion but not quite there yet.

I'm feeling very Kyle this morning

by KyleandFriendsCo January 4, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is the guy of your dreams. He is kind, funny, is the life of the party, and a very hot guy. Kyle’s are mostly country boys. He is very strong and has a nice body. He will be the person you will want to go to if you need someone to talk to. He is the nicest guy you will meet but he also has a very good personality. He can be super funny and very sensitive. If you are talking to a Kyle make sure you don’t slip up or he will drift away.

Person 1: Did you see that hot guy Kyle at the party last night?
Person 2: Yes he looks super funny and he can party! He has nice muscles too!

by Teaiama November 24, 2019

Kyle

Kyles shy yet confident personality will make you curious. You will want to get to know him even though he is not the most attractive person. When you get to know him, you find out how silly he can be. A tall and cute athletic guy. Humble but very good at sports. A good listener and a good friend, will always be there for you to give you advice or listen. Kind to those who are kind. Might have stupid friends but they balance each other out. You end up finding Kyle very sexy and attractive at his confidence yet humbleness, and how good he is at sports and always seems to be in a good mood. When Kyle is sad, you want to help him be happy. Someone you truly care about. Can be awkward in a very cute way. Deserves the best.

Kyle is so awkward but it is cute!

by hollaatme April 18, 2020