Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire

Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.

Delaying the inevitable

Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE

by hungryangrybill March 16, 2011

i was at your moms house

an answer to any question involving "where".

<bob> where were you last night?

<rick> i was at your moms house

<bob> ok

by soccer dude May 18, 2006

pop your bounce house

When you fart

Dude did you just pop your bounce house??

by Ajc613 May 29, 2016

I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door

A dirty way of saying surprise butt-sex.

1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!

Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!

2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.

by Dr. Dirty October 9, 2008

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house

`look behind you

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house just say it

by MasterKuby January 23, 2021

fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking

urban dictionary likes mugs

urban dictionary: "Get the fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking mug."
someone: "okay okay stop"

by BenSav February 14, 2022

Your House Man

A man who comes to your house and stands outside your house.

“Hey bill there’s a man outside our house.”
“OH NO THE YOUR HOUSE MAN JDJFJDJDFJFJFJFUFJRJ”

by My House Man March 16, 2020