cool your duals

(archaic) to calm down, relax,take it easy, let go of a situation. Derived from a time fast cars had dual exhausts to alleviate back pressure from the cylinders

Cool your duals dude. We ain't fighting Lincoln Place over a broad. They have Big Boy with them and he can kick the shit out of all of us by himself.

by John Toxey June 28, 2011

Your a cool kid

A phrase, intended to be an insult, which fails to use the correct contraction of the words "you" and "are", instead using the possessive form of "you".

KybrdGyu: Your a cool kid.

Grammar Nazi: What's an 'a cool kid?' I don't think I have one of those.

by GrammarJammer April 10, 2011

cool your dick

Chill out, calm down

Dude #1: Dude, WTF are you doing?
Dude #2: Cool your dick, dude.

by mr holland's son August 11, 2010

cool your boots

just chill

Hey man, don't worry, just cool your boots

by matrix7897 March 6, 2014

cool your balls

Chill out, relax, quit busting your balls.

dude! cool your balls!

or

cool your balls, man! no need to get all worked up!

by Takamata69 February 24, 2010

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Cool your jets

Relax.

Calm down.

Don't get excited.

Just in case you UD kiddies forgot, this is virtual reality. Things aren't always what they seem. There are trolls everywhere; including the UD admins that love to toy with you because they have your basic information acquired from your email and IP address. Are you assuming the worst in your BFs, GFs, or BFFs? If so, cool your jets. When there's a nerd that you love to hate because you assume they stabbed you in the back (and the front), think again. They might actually be a true friend that's tried their damnest to have your back (to no avail), but since there's life outside of the internet, stuff slips through the cracks. Have mercy! :D

by walking on eggshells October 10, 2013