Yoinky Sploinky

A dab pen

“Ay did you bring your yoinky sploinky?”

“Let me hit that yoinky”

by Ummcheese October 17, 2021

Yoinky sploinky

A male climax reached through a handjob

Ay bro. Did Debra make you yoinky sploinky last night?

by Jake State Farm April 7, 2021

yoinky sploinky

A meme used to sometimes describe the action of squirting out body fluids. This can also be used as a funny word without much meaning other than being a funny sounding word. This really defines how are humor came from dad jokes to random weird funny words.

"Did you yoinky sploinky today?"
"Your a little yoinky sploinky!"

by Thinn3r March 20, 2021

Yoinky Sploinky day

The 6th of September is Yoinky Sploinky day where you must kill as many people as possible in a vehicle. Extra points for evading police.

“Ayo bro I haven’t committed vehicular manslaughter yet””what are you talking about?””its yoinky sploinky day”

by Sanstheskelet0n November 1, 2021

Yoinky Sploinky Church

The church that everyone should be praising so you aren't a victim of vehicular manslaughter in front of an orphanage.
Be alert at all times for a car if you dare disobey.

Yo, the new yoinky sploinky church has opened up across the street

by Zowl January 13, 2022

I do what I yoinky

To do something for no particular reason

or
To do something simply as you see fit

"Craig, why did you quit your job last night?" "I do what I yoinky Linda."

by Gaziwa May 23, 2021

The yoinky sploinky

The yoinky sploinky is commonly a phrase referring to when someone is getting absolutely fucking jiggy with it, most commonly cowboy style. Anyone who does a dance this way is godlike.

“Yo dude, look at that guy hit the yoinky sploinky.”

“Holy crap your right! That’s epic man.”

by Kiddie swindler June 18, 2025