Yatskies

Objects of desire usually pertaining to human anatomy

It was so cold his yatskies were freezing off.

by BigMacT December 1, 2011

Yotus

The past tense of a yeetus

I yotused that baby through the window when I found out he was not mine.

by Catchoop March 3, 2019

Yatish

A caring, humble, honest, virtuous and extraordinary individual which treats others with respect and humility.

One that is a faithful companion for a lifetime.

He is the Yatish of my life ... He is an image of virtue.

by Bunnyrabbit18 September 6, 2011

Uresei Yatsura

an extremely popular and iconic anime series that ran from 1981 to 1986. It was created by Rumiko Takahashi (her first work), who is later known for creating Ranma 1/2 and Inuyasha. It revolves around a perverted, dickish and unlucky teenager named Ataru who is forced into competing in a tag game with an invading alien species known as the Oni (a play on the mythical Japanese monsters), if he wins Earth will be saved but if he loses Earth will be destroyed. The target in this game is the beautiful and sexy Oni princess Lum. Ataru's then-girlfriend Shinobu promises to marry him if he wins. Ataru manages to catch Lum by the horns and he yells out that he can get married; Lum misinterprets this as a proposal and accepts Ataru as her husband. Ataru rejects Lum but Lum forces herself on him constantly, then moves into his house and always follows him around. Lum will violently electrocute Ataru whenever he flirts or looks at other girls which is why Ataru always tries to ditch her. Other characters in the series include Shinobu, Ataru's loveless ex, Mendo, Ataru's nemesis and a filthy rich snob who wants Lum, Cherry, an ugly and annoying monk who is always forecasting doom, Ran, a psycho alien redhead who is Lum's friend, Ten, Lum's pyromaniac baby cousin. The series is seriously weird, painfully funny, random, confusing and crazy filled with kooky sci-fi gadgets, hot girls, freaky aliens and parodies of Japanese culture, each episode is weirder and crazier than the next.

Did you see that episode of Uresei Yatsura when Lum got bit by a cow and her horns kept growing bigger and bigger.

by mg110 November 4, 2011

YAPUSS

WHEN A FEMALE SENDS PICTURES OF HER PUSSY TO YOU THROUGH YAHOO..............."YAPUSS"

DAMN JOHN, LAST NIGHT MY SEXY KNOCKOUT OF A FRIEND E-MAILED ME A YAPUSS AND , IT WAS GREAT.

by STICKMANDENVER August 15, 2011

andrea yates

Proof that you can murder your entire family of children and not suffer one ounce of consequence thanks in whole to the United States Criminal's Justice System. "Sentenced" to a mental hospital for whatever couple of years it takes before she is free again, like her children are not.

Proof also that there is no way to stop an established mentaly ill person from having more and more babies at her now divorced but "supportive" ex-husbands' demand.

America the beautiful.

Andrea Yates filled the tub with water and beginning with Paul, she systematically drowned the three youngest boys, then placed them on her bed and covered them. Mary was left floating in the tub. The last child alive was the first born, seven-year-old Noah. He asked his mother what was wrong with Mary, then turned and ran away. Andrea caught up with him and as he screamed, she dragged him and forced him into the tub next to Mary's floating body. He fought desperately, coming up for air twice, but Andrea held him down until he was dead. Leaving Noah in the tub, she brought Mary to the bed and laid her in the arms of her brothers.

Oh yeah, she's redeemable.

by justicefornone July 27, 2006

Yates

Coming from a High School professor in TN, a "Yates" is a man who can do lots and lots of odd-ball things, is way the f*ck too smart, and doesn't give a sh*t lick on a dog's dick about how he dresses/looks. AKA: A kick-ass dude.

Whoa... Stalin looks like Yates...

by The Argonaut March 3, 2005