woons

When you are supposed to be working on your paper for a class but decide to look up urban dictionary words and rap them while simultaneously doing your own beatboxing.

She woons during class every day in class and its really annoying cuz we can't do our work 😤

by Heaveninatube March 19, 2019

woon

Variants: or less commonly wun \ wün \
Plural -s

Definition of woon: A white coon. Specifically one of Irish decent who consciously sells out his people.

“Joe is Irish and told another Irishmen to choke on the potatoes he picked, he’s a woon!”

by anonymous May 3, 2021

The Woon effect

When a person who buys a stock and it goes down, or sells a stock and it goes up.

I’ve purchased a stock so the Woon Effect means the price will tank.

I’ve sold a stock so the Woon Effect means it will shoot up

by RPhil June 25, 2025