Sticking a penis extremely far into a rectum, picking the other person up by way of penis, and moving them side to side in midair.
Friend 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.
by tymajors March 31, 2015
Get the Windshield Wiper mug.When your balls are too heavy to do a full helicopter rotation with your dick, so your penis just flops over in a half circle- much like a sad, lazy windshield wiper.
by Butter Razor April 22, 2019
Get the Lazy Windshield Wiper mug.When doing a girl doggystyle you pick one leg up up then reach under and rub her clit like a windshield wiper on full power.
I tried the Mississippi Windshield Wiper out on my ol lady last night and caught a leg cramp after and we both had to rehydrate for a few hours
by Coondog000 April 29, 2021
Get the Mississippi Windshield Wiper mug.A signature dance move to be performed at any and every occasion where a dance floor is made available (i.e. weddings, brisks, funerals, etc). The hands are put up and waved back and forth similar to windshield wipers.
Dude! Dynamite just came on the radio! Do the windshield wiper!
Awww man! Look at that hot chick by the wedding cake doing the windshield wiper.
Awww man! Look at that hot chick by the wedding cake doing the windshield wiper.
by a-baby, kezzurp, s-money October 13, 2010
Get the Windshield Wiper mug.Used in a sentence: Last night I managed to give that slut the windshield wiper when she wasn't looking.
by Jholiday, Bell-dini November 13, 2013
Get the windshield wiper mug.When the girl sucks your dick you then ejaculate on her face and then use your dick to wipe it all of.
by aylibar12 December 17, 2008
Get the [windshield wiper] mug.When a woman is wearing glasses while giving you oral pleasure, she pulls your member out of her hot mouth and begins wiping it back and forth across her spectacles while you "NUT" joyously. Thus immitating the windshield wash and wiping actions.
by Logan Bishop January 11, 2009
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