lick my cl*t where I sh*t

When excreting bodily fluids while preforming sexual relations on a penguins while a sexual predator walrus watches from a far

I would say lick my cl*t where I sh*t at the zoo but I am not allowed at southwicks

by Jellybelly42000 October 2, 2020

hola soy dora can you find where i gave a fuck

Dora has resorted to bullying 10 year olds on Roblox

“hola soy dora can you find where i gave a fuck?”

by ✿ Partum Ignavum ✿ June 3, 2022

Do any of ye landlubbers know where i may find the next harbor?

when you're a pirate at the function trying to find where the dealer is at.

Pirate: Yaaarrrghh Matey! That be a well crafted joke! Say, do any of ye landlubbers know where i may find the next harbor?

Room of people: *awkward stare and silence*

by pessimissia June 28, 2023

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

show where i asked

seriously,
show where I asked

I have million dollars
That's cool and all, but show where I asked

by Unknown User 404 April 14, 2020

When and where I choose

Never

Listen, babe, we're gonna go shopping when and where I choose.
And then you refuse.

by -space- September 21, 2022

I see where I stand

Knowing your place in other lives and their priorities.

*Friend groups excluded her*
Girl: “wow I see where I stand”

by Lovinn Machine April 10, 2022