When excreting bodily fluids while preforming sexual relations on a penguins while a sexual predator walrus watches from a far
I would say lick my cl*t where I sh*t at the zoo but I am not allowed at southwicks
by Jellybelly42000 October 02, 2020
mugGet the lick my cl*t where I sh*tmug.
when you're a pirate at the function trying to find where the dealer is at.
Pirate: Yaaarrrghh Matey! That be a well crafted joke! Say, do any of ye landlubbers know where i may find the next harbor?

Room of people: *awkward stare and silence*
by pessimissia June 28, 2023
mugGet the Do any of ye landlubbers know where i may find the next harbor?mug.
Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer
Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀
by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023
mugGet the ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.mug.

kill me where i stand

Put your fucking hands up and get out of the car!

kill me where I stand
by Séan Miller February 10, 2022
mugGet the kill me where i standmug.

I see where I stand

Knowing your place in other lives and their priorities.
*Friend groups excluded her*
Girl: “wow I see where I stand”
by Lovinn Machine April 10, 2022
mugGet the I see where I standmug.