Legendary war criminal and most hated man in America. Currently the mayor of Portland, Oregon, where he is so hated by his citizens he's afraid to leave his house (because people keep asking him to stop doing war crimes on them, and he does not want to do that at all).
Lumber heir from old money, hates the poor, loves lying, loves the police, hates the Geneva Convention, and hates you. He can frequently be found having a nice night out on the town enjoying his little wine. If you can find him at all.
Synonyms: Tevis, Tear Gas Teddy, Incompetent Mayor, War Criminal, Ted Tevis Wheeler
Lumber heir from old money, hates the poor, loves lying, loves the police, hates the Geneva Convention, and hates you. He can frequently be found having a nice night out on the town enjoying his little wine. If you can find him at all.
Synonyms: Tevis, Tear Gas Teddy, Incompetent Mayor, War Criminal, Ted Tevis Wheeler
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Born 1982, hometown Stillwater, Oklahoma.
Born 1982, hometown Stillwater, Oklahoma.
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the small patch of facial hair under the center of a man's bottom lip. Named for the legendary Government teacher/Rugby player from Miami, Florida
by Brian Wheeler July 11, 2006
Get the wheeler mug.A person with a truck or 4x4 that is lifted ridiculously high with huge mud tires that never sees a speck of dirt. They lifted their rig mainly to drive around town or the local mall to try and get attention from young hos who are turned on by big trucks.
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Get the mall wheeler mug.Only the best character in stranger things. He saved eleven and later she returned the favor.
Worth fangirling about.
Often shipped with eleven, thus creating mileven.
I ship myself with him, thus creating bike.
Friends with Dustin Lucas and Will
Enemies with Troy and James.
FAMILY
SISTERS- NANCY, 17 AND HOLLY, 3
PARENTS- KAREN AND TED
BIRTH YEAR- 1971 (12 as of 1983)
Wears ringers and stripes way too often.
Is loyal and a good friend, though overprotective and bossy at times.
Overall a good person to be around.
Worth fangirling about.
Often shipped with eleven, thus creating mileven.
I ship myself with him, thus creating bike.
Friends with Dustin Lucas and Will
Enemies with Troy and James.
FAMILY
SISTERS- NANCY, 17 AND HOLLY, 3
PARENTS- KAREN AND TED
BIRTH YEAR- 1971 (12 as of 1983)
Wears ringers and stripes way too often.
Is loyal and a good friend, though overprotective and bossy at times.
Overall a good person to be around.
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Get the Nick Wheeler mug.Wheeler Walker Jr is a country singer with some really fucked up songs with topics about incest, shoving a dildo up his asshole, eating pussy, kicking ass, sucking dick, eating out his ex’s dad’s ass, having sex by putting a finger up his butt, and smoking pot a lot. He has three albums and a greatest hits collection, those being Redneck Shit, Ol’ Wheeler, WWIII, and Fuck You Bitch: All-Time Greatest Hits
John: Have you listened to Wheeler Walker Jr?
Dave:No, why?
John: I have the sudden urge to shove a dildo up my asshole just to see if it can fit.
Dave:No, why?
John: I have the sudden urge to shove a dildo up my asshole just to see if it can fit.
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