Wharf Form

Wharf Form is the physical and sometimes mental result of a being lingering around a wharf for far too long. To be in Wharf Form means that one has become the most grisly form of one's self, and can repel others with a seaweedy stare. Wharf Form has frightened many, but it has also inspired some: the most notable example being Wharfcatz, a godly band from Maine.

Wharf Dude: "Yarg! Come yonder and have some Mishee Soup!"
Woman: "Tom, get away from that wharf dude! He'll take your soul!"
Tom: "I just want to pet his cat, woman."
Woman: "THAT'S NO NORMAL CAT, IT'S IN WHARF FORM!"

R.I.P. Tom, 12/15/06.

by 1337h4x0r? January 18, 2007

Government Wharf

A landing place or pier for tying down or unloading ships or boats. During the day the wharf is populated by Asians, looking to sell sunfish or bass. After sunset the wharf is swarmed by all manner of niggers, hood-rats, and hoes, drinking colt 45, eating watermelon and fried chicken.

"Trinity make sure you tie up the boat at da government wharf so dem niggers dont steal that shit"

by woah betty April 26, 2009

Vaginal Wharf

The moist dock in which we males park our scurvy ships for an overnight squander.

pirate 1: "arr matey, we makin a stop tonight?'

pirate 2: "ye matey we goin to the vaginal wharf, arrr"

by jimminybigboi April 23, 2018

WHARF THE FARF

The WTF used by world of warcraft players

Fat guy: WHARF THE FARF Jeff?! We are on the same team!

by EpicMuffinWIN January 3, 2011

612 wharf avenue

Address of MC Pee Pants' global demonic diet pill pyramid scheme, located right next to the gentleman's club.

612 wharf avenue, right next to gentleman's club

by Scranks May 6, 2009

612 wharf avenue

The hideout of two of MC Chris' characters on Aqua Teen Hungerforce.
(MC Pee Pants & Sir Loin)

6-1-2 Wharf avenue, what? 6-1-2 Wharf avenue, what? 6-1-2 Wharf avenue, what? 6-1-2 Wharf avenue, what?

by MC Alex November 14, 2004

Canary Wharf challenge

When joining some investment firms in Canary Wharf as a new trader in London, the new employee must complete the “Canary Wharf challenge” he or she must eat 30 Big Mac burgers and a spread bet is normally applied usually at the seventh burger.

Welcome to our investment firm, you now have to do the Canary Wharf Challenge.

by Dow Jones September 14, 2020