Wankles

A portmanteau of WEAK and ANKLES.

"Doctor, my ankle has swollen up again."
"You got Wankles mate"

by DangerGnome April 16, 2021

Wankles

In which somebody both defecates and urinates at the same time, the urine runs down the toilet to the persons ankles making them wet, hence “wankles”

“Dominick had some serious Wankles today after the bathroom”

by Mr. Pister February 07, 2024