Vault

An extremly awful-tasting knock-off of the popular drink Mountain Dew. Made by Coke (see evil), Vault is what vampires drink when they can't find any human blood. Vault is commonly confused with toxic waste, and can be found in septic tanks nationwide.

You: Dude, that's not Dew!
"Friend": Oh yeah, it's this new stuff callled Vault that's supposed to taste better. Plus, it's cheaper!
You: I don't know, dude...
"Friend": Trust me, it'll be fine.
You: Alright...
"Friend": Sluurpp... (has a heart attack and a stroke at the same time and dies)
You: That'll show him! DO THE DEW!!!

by Thomas F. April 17, 2006

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vaulted

to reach back far into the depths of ones brain to pull out an embarassing story of someone you know and tell it to a group of people

Bob vaulted Sam the other day, Bob told all of Sam's friends what he did two years ago at that party

by Tom Hankard December 12, 2006

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Bingley Vault

The only location on the bloody planet with more fucking gold storage than Scrooge McDuck

The Bingley Vault, the true 8th wonder of the world

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

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Vault Girl

Vault Girl is the female counterpart of Vault Boy, the Vault-Tec mascot. Unlike the Vault Boy, she only appears for female only perks or accompanies him in various images. The Vault Girl appears rarely contrary to the Vault Boy and only for some representation of perks, reputations, traits and equipment. She also appears in a TV for educating cyberdogs in Big MT. Playing as a female character will not cause the Vault Girl to appear, but downloading mods can help.

Vault Girl > Vault Boy

by picklestein June 23, 2016

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