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No ovulation October

The boys couldn’t simp in September. Now it’s time for the girls to have a challenge. No Ovulation October (N.O.O) is when a female is not allowed to ovulate during the month of October. It’s plain and simple.
Samantha said “God damn! It’s no ovulation October.”
by 2 gigantic nuts October 4, 2020
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Ovulation

Ovulation (Oh-vu-lai-sion), -noun, -verb.

Noun, (plural form: Ovulations)
Any crusty cake, e.g. brownie, which is made by a woman who is in the middle of her menstrual cycle

Verb, (Ovulate)
When a woman, or occasionaly a man, bakes any crusty cake, e.g. brownie, during his/hers/its menstrual cycle.
Noun:
Foreign Dude: Hey man, these taste awesome. Are they brownies?

Chill, Non-Foreign Dude: Nah, they are ovulations, my girlfriend made them, it was that time of the month anyway.

Verb:
Dude to another dude: My girlfriend is so great at ovulating, the brownies she can ovulate are simply the best.
by A Wise Guy You Know December 18, 2009
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Premature E-dance-ulation

When Someone breaks out a killer dance move way too early and ruins the dance floor for the rest of the evening. Also can be a stripper ruining their set by breaking it down wayyyyy to early
"Dude they had it going on but they premature e-dance-ulated and now no one wants to touch the floor anymore."

"Ya Premature E-dance-ulation ruined the night!"
by cinco Cero cinco May 11, 2009
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ovulation crush

A kind of weird crush you only develop when you are ovulating and because of that extra horny.
God, Dylan last week was such an ovulation crush.
by Ralena May 18, 2017
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No ovulation October

October is that month where your not aloud to ovulate so get fucked
October is the month where your not aloud to ovulate otherwise known as no ovulation October or N.O.O so get fucked
by Largenordic October 2, 2020
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No ovulation October

No ovulation October is the month where you aren’t aloud to ovulate so get fucked.
by Largenordic October 2, 2020
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Premature Upulation

1. When a couple spend the night together and one half bolts/ ups and leaves before breakfast or even the dawn chorus. 2. When your on a train and its not massively packed but still the person sitting/ standing next to you feels the need to get up way too early for the next stop, even though they have no luggage and it involves barging people out the way who are getting off at the same stop anyway. 3. When a guy or girl leaves the party or dinner really early.
1. Katie: er yeh so he seemed really into me and we talked about spending the next day together but then after we fooled around in bed he just seemed to up and leave' Carl: ar yes 'premature upulation' 2. Dan: dude why the heck has that man got up already, its 10 mins to the next stop, its not going to make him get there any earlier. Sid: yeh he's got premature upulation 3. Wilson: Er seriously what is wrong with Ted, he is so dull these days he has total premature upulation. You go for dinner or a party with him and he just ups and leaves after 30 minutes.
by Salster88 January 14, 2012
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