Twattwaffle

A sweet boy named j’vion

Goodmorning Twattwaffle

by Twattwaffles friend August 8, 2020

twatwaffle

adj. a term to describe a girl at work who appears to be sweet but often settles disputes via bitchy e-mails and beleives that she is superior to her coworkers

"Dude, did you see that e-mail Candy sent out yesterday about the timesheets?"

"Yeah, that girl is such a little twatwaffle."

by Mermaidface December 27, 2008

twatwaffler

A man who tears a woman's pussy up when having sex.

Janet's vagina has never been the same after that twatwaffler got done with it.

by DJ Jew-C August 8, 2007

Bitch Cunt Twatwaffle

I Love You, for men to say to other men without being all gay

Hey man, Bitch Cunt Twatwaffle

by socrates786 May 13, 2009

twatwaffle

Twatwaffle-
1.) An annoying short person (hobbit)
2.) To be a wimp ( Don't be a twatwaffle Chris)
3.) Used to call someone a homosexual ( Nice skinny jeans twatwaffle)
4.) Used for someone being a douchebag ( Dude, stop making fun of him you're being a twatwaffle)
5.) Someone who ruins something for everyone ( Messing up someone's fun)

That woman i met was being such a twatwaffle i just didnt have the heart to tell her.....

by Kyle&Chris&Alberto September 22, 2010

Twatwaffle

Someone who is extremely co-dependent and needy af. Always a clinger and whiney. #leach #clinger

No on each like her, she's a twatwaffle.

by THE REAL SHIT May 31, 2017

Twatwaffle

A complete douchebag whose narcissism is unparalleled. To earn the title of twatwaffle, one must post selfies whenever they eat, drink, or take a dump. Additionally they must comment on every social and political issue that is trending for that day, usually hijacking someone else's thoughts. Twatwaffles are fueled by likes and comments on facebook and will go to any lengths to get them.

Did you see that twatwaffle's selfies today? Who takes that many pictures of themselves with a corn dog?

by KoolFrood June 9, 2020