Twat Swatter

A girl version of a cock blocker.

Somebody who will not let you get laid.

A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.

"Dude, Jenny is such a twat swatter. She totally ruined my game."

"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"

"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"

by That'll Happen May 21, 2009

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Twat-swatter

It is the girl version of the cock-blocker.

Rachel: Cindy is such a twat-swatter, she would let me hook up with Adam because she told him I have crabs.
Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!

by KingUnicorn477 May 19, 2009

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TWAT SWATTER

WHEN ONE GIRL KEEPS ANOTHER GIRL FROM GETTING LAID. VERY SIMILAR TO COCK BLOCKING BUT WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX.

GIRL 1:SO WHATS YOUR SIGN?
FRANK:GEMINI.WHATS YOURS?
FAT FRIEND:(INTERUPTS)YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO THIS GUY .YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM
GIRL 1:QUIT BEING A TWAT SWATTER

by FRANKYJGARDENGROVE696969 December 5, 2010

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Twat Swatter

1. A guy who refrains from doing masculine activities.
2. Member of a group of male friends who chooses to hang out with a girl rather than the guys.

Hey man do you want to come to the Lake with us this weekend?" "No, I am going to stay home with Jackie and do arts and crafts." "So is Ethan coming with us to the lake?" "No, he is being a Twat Swatter.

by little jimmy dickens April 29, 2011

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